Diary of A Crazy Doctor
…On second thoughts, perhaps Dasuki is acting in an altruistic capacity and in our own general interest. Maybe he doesn’t want to be selfish and take the punishment for the ‘chopping’ alone. He wants his friends to share in the fun…
Anyway, by popular demand, I would like to offer the EFCC some assistance in order to encourage Dasuki’s singing. I am suggesting that they request the help of three of my teachers, all Mallams and noble men in the true sense.
The first is Mallam Saidu…
Giant of a man, uniquely left handed, and his caning was second to none. His slaps alone will switch Dasuki from Rap to Afro-beat to Country music with ease; the names he drops will even rhyme.
The next is Mallam Isa…
Now generally, information about the potency of Mallam Isa’s flogging is generally classified. Most people don’t talk after he’s caned them. I am being altruistic by letting this information to the public. The supreme quality of his caning is in its speed and precision; Mallam Isa’s rapid arm-wrist coordination can deliver up to three strokes in one second over an area no more than the tip of the shoulder! In fact, if flogging were a sport in the in the Olympics, Nigeria for don win gold medal yapa…
Mallam Isa would help Dasuki fine-tune his singing so that, for example, he keeps his rapping to 16 bars and he doesn’t sing his chorus off-key…
The last, but definitely not the least is Mallam Sani…
Even less is known about Mallam Sani’s flogging. Of this, I’m afraid I have no memories, but I believe, by the time he’s done, Dasuki should have an album containing all, if anything he knows about the Gulf War Windfall, the #BankoleGate, #EttehGate, #OduahGate and all the other #Gates that the whip would have created on his body. If Dasuki knows anything about the Airport contract scams, National ID Card scam, he would put it in bonus tracks…
It was only recently the rumour broke that Mallam Sani was flogging cattle as a cattle-tamer before he joined teaching…
Hahaha…Sai Buhari!
Chanji has come…
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