Chijioke Amu-Nnadi; Apology Too Late, Too Little. When Sugarbelly shouted and rained abuses on Audu and his descendants, many, males and females called her a prostitute, very few gave her the element of doubt. Death might have covered the shame of Audu, wealth and connection might have temporary shielded Mohammed and co, but the lady who later nicknamed herself “Sugelaebelly”, perhaps...
How can you be gone Sonola Oluwatomisin? Why leave today when you still have a thousand years of conquest before you? Why leave now when your son and daughters are just getting to know you? Why leave now that the daughter of your youth is just getting to learn to love you? Oluwadamilare why leave now when the sun is just rising? I don’t want to believe this news… I hope this is the...
In Zimbabwe, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $20.00 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $20.00, and as supply started to diminish, the villagers reduced their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $30.00. This renewed the efforts of...
Diary of A Crazy Doctor This Rambo Dasuki mess up, e mess up big time… Shebi dem talk say him be Army Colonel? Abi no be am again? Wey e just dey cast people name dey go! Ahn, ahn. Di guy just dey disgrace soldiers. Abi dem torture am? Even if dem torture am sef, no be soldier him be? E mean say if for say Militants catch am for the time wey him be National Security Adviser, him for just dey cast...
I know quite a number of people that are MAD and I roll with them, but since the day I found this “Confused Scientist”, my desire to be the ‘Difference’ in my MAD drive as gone super. Williams is one hell of a man and I am still confused as to why he decided to become a Computer Scientist like me instead of a lawyer or maybe a Political Scientist or Life Coach (I think our...
It’s freshers night in UNILAG on Friday and it’s going to be a more exciting one this year as Asurf Films Ltd. storms UNILAG tomorrow afternoon with “A Day With Death”, a short film that has been screened in five continents and in over 11 cities around the world as it is screened publicly for a non-select audience for the first time in Nigeria. The evening will also...
The doctor himself has a perfect recipe for detecting bad soup (although he’s not a husband yet) and in his infinite wisdom, he has decided to share the secrets of the trade with us. The next text you will be reading is that of the expert soup taster, the Crazy Dr. let’s go in with clear taste buds and pink gas masks. SCORE YOUR HUSBAND ONE POINT FOR EACH ITEM IF HE DOES ANY OF THESE:...
THE CRAZY DOCTOR If you noticed on the homepage of this website, there’s a category on the Menu labelled diary, and underneath it is a sub-menu labelled Crazy Dr. I am using this very short post to introduce you the Dr. behind the crazy identity and I won’t be doing more than showing you his face. I will let you figure out if the name “Crazy Dr.” is nice enough for the man...