The Gift of a Man I heard a lot of things about my childhood; things that wowed the adult I am today and make me wonder “why was I ever sent to a school to be taught out of creativity?” Sometimes I look at my parents in astonishment and I ask within myself, “why will this beautiful ‘one’ succumb to the dictates of society and consciously throw their choice, heavily talented and equally gifted...
The other day at work, a well-known patient came in to my consulting room. He is middle-aged and is that kind of patient that not only goes to town with his symptoms, he often takes over the consultation with his talkativeness. As always, I usually begin by asking “What can I do for you?” or “What seems to be the problem?” He began by saying he doesn’t usually eat out but unfortunately he broke...
Diary of A Crazy Doctor …On second thoughts, perhaps Dasuki is acting in an altruistic capacity and in our own general interest. Maybe he doesn’t want to be selfish and take the punishment for the ‘chopping’ alone. He wants his friends to share in the fun… Anyway, by popular demand, I would like to offer the EFCC some assistance in order to encourage Dasuki’s singing. I am suggesting that...
Chijioke Amu-Nnadi; Apology Too Late, Too Little. When Sugarbelly shouted and rained abuses on Audu and his descendants, many, males and females called her a prostitute, very few gave her the element of doubt. Death might have covered the shame of Audu, wealth and connection might have temporary shielded Mohammed and co, but the lady who later nicknamed herself “Sugelaebelly”, perhaps...
How can you be gone Sonola Oluwatomisin? Why leave today when you still have a thousand years of conquest before you? Why leave now when your son and daughters are just getting to know you? Why leave now that the daughter of your youth is just getting to learn to love you? Oluwadamilare why leave now when the sun is just rising? I don’t want to believe this news… I hope this is the...
Diary of A Crazy Doctor This Rambo Dasuki mess up, e mess up big time… Shebi dem talk say him be Army Colonel? Abi no be am again? Wey e just dey cast people name dey go! Ahn, ahn. Di guy just dey disgrace soldiers. Abi dem torture am? Even if dem torture am sef, no be soldier him be? E mean say if for say Militants catch am for the time wey him be National Security Adviser, him for just dey cast...
I know quite a number of people that are MAD and I roll with them, but since the day I found this “Confused Scientist”, my desire to be the ‘Difference’ in my MAD drive as gone super. Williams is one hell of a man and I am still confused as to why he decided to become a Computer Scientist like me instead of a lawyer or maybe a Political Scientist or Life Coach (I think our...
The doctor himself has a perfect recipe for detecting bad soup (although he’s not a husband yet) and in his infinite wisdom, he has decided to share the secrets of the trade with us. The next text you will be reading is that of the expert soup taster, the Crazy Dr. let’s go in with clear taste buds and pink gas masks. SCORE YOUR HUSBAND ONE POINT FOR EACH ITEM IF HE DOES ANY OF THESE:...